Charlie Anne South East Escort
Charlie Anne Berkshire Escort
Berks / Berkshire Towns

Min appointment times

Reading Escort - 3½ or 4
Bracknell Escort - 3½ or 4
Maidenhead Escort - 3
Wokingham Escort - 3½ or 4
Windsor Escort - 3½ or 4
Ascot Escort - 3½ or 4
Sandhurst Escort - 3½ or 4
Crowthorne Escort - 3½ or 4
Twyford Escort - 3½ or 4
Newbury Escort - 3½ or 4
Thatcham Escort - 3½ or 4
Hungerford Escort - 3½ or 4
Lambourn Escort - 3½ or 4
Slough Escort - 3½ or 4
Heathrow Airport Escort - 3

Escorting appointments times shown above for Charlie Anne as a Berks / Berkshire Escort in the South East of England are minimum times to different areas. The longer time is required for all first time bookings.
Once we have meet once I can be more flexible on minimum times. Enquiry for longer bookings of  6 hours or even overnight are always welcome.

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A big warm welcome from your hostess with the mostest, yes your very own South East England escort, today as Berks / Berkshire Escort Charlie Anne who will be accompanying you on this Berkshire tour of just some of the places she regularly visits as a  Berkshire escort.

Berkshire ; sometimes abbreviated to Berks  is a Home County in the Thames Valley of South East of England. It is also often referred to as the Royal County of Berkshire because of the presence of the royal residence of Windsor Castle in the county. The county starts just west of Heathrow Airport then follows along the Thames Valley and M4 corridor to Newbury and into Wiltshire.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne in Slough as a Slough escort. This is the first of many Berkshire towns we will visit on our tour, so hold tight we may well be in for a bumpy ride, especially if you happen to live locally.

Slough once in a manufacturing area, with the brick yards the main employers, has over the last 30 years moved from a manufacturing economy to an information based economy, all bought about by what is today, the largest industrial estate in single private ownership in Europe, the Slough Trading Estate.

The main shopping area in the Slough is the Queensmere and Observatory Shopping Centres full of the usual named national jewellers, shoe shops and fashion outlets, and  Slough's local Ice ring is where Olympic ice skaters Torvill and Dean used to practised.

Whilst for me it seems an nice place obviously not all agree with me. The poet John Betjeman wrote a poem called Slough, going along the lines of: " Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough; It isn't fit for humans now; There isn't grass to graze a cow", and the song "Costa del Slough" by the rock band Marillion refer to the town as "a post-global warming coastal resort" and maybe when The Animals sung "We gotta get out of this place", If it's the last thing we ever do; We gotta get out of this place 'cause girl, there's a better life for me and you", who know, were they referring to Slough?
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne in Windsor retelling her escapades as a Windsor escort. Oh to marvel on the wonders of Windsor, most famous for it's Windsor Legoland, and a castle. Or should that be most famous for Windsor castle, one of the official residences of the British royal family and Legoland built on the old safari park.
Well for this Windsor escort, Legoland theme park certainly comes first as the most fun place, and for this guide we will visit each place in the order Charlie Anne rates them.

So we start with Windsor's hairstylist to the stars - sadly none found so alas another bad hair day, but what the hell lets go shopping. Well I found a few real shops hidden among the dozens of souvenir and antique places down Peascod Street directly opposite the castle and I found Windsor Royal Station shopping center but full of the same old shops and no sex shop or naughty underwear shop to be found.

Next on my list was to check out Windsor Legoland, I guess anywhere with roller coaster rides and water splashes always get my vote, but do note that this place is great fun but is sadly primarily for kids, so to get the best out of a day here be sure to go through your extended family and grab as many kids as you can to enjoy the day with you. Failing that just drop me a line and I'll hold your hand on the rides if that will make you feel safer cos some of the rides are real scary, especially if you're a big kid like me.

Now onto the Castle, most recently in the headlines during the second time round marriage of Prince Charles to Camilla who had also been previously married, if only Charlie boy had stayed faithful to his first princess the world might still of had her around. (A little known fact: far less marriages are broken up due to secret liaisons with escorts than by full blown love affairs. So ditch your affair and snuggle up to Charlie Anne.)

Windsor Castle is the largest inhabited castle in the world and, dating back to the time of William the Conqueror, is the oldest in continuous occupation. One of the UK most popular tourist attraction, there is little more I can say that has not been said a hundred times already on the net.

One little anecdote that did make me smile, written by a young lady "my sister used to work as a cook at the castle, I stayed with her once, she had a little flat in the basement of a house in the grounds, and I remember she opened a door in the sitting room which led to a maze of underground corridors, and propped up against the wall was a plywood coffin, which apparently they use for funeral rehearsals".
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne in Ascot describes her adventure as an Ascot escort . Like all things in Ascot, we will concentrate on Ascot races, actually a June day at Royal Ascot with me the Ascot escort.

My first problem was how to arrive in style and after having it explained to me that I could not arrive in a horse drawn carriage as that honour was just for the royal family I started thinking. My next problem was how can I get into the Royal enclosure and when my web master  suggest I look through ,my list of clients for someone who regularly attends Royal Ascot and already has access to the Royal enclosure to propose me, then offer him a free overnight shag in exchange, I lost it and gave him an almighty slap around the face screaming, "I don't shag, I have mutually gratifying sexual encounters".  There goes any dream he has of shagging me out the window.

Well I set my plan into action and very soon got my invite into the Royal enclosure, so back to how to arrive. After much arguing with those around me I settled on arriving by helicopter, and the more they opposed the idea pointing out that this was going to cost me an arm and a leg, I just thought to myself how dare they try to deprive a girl of a special day in her life all I gotta do is  get miss pussy working overtime.

Well the day came for me an Ascot escort to achieve my ambition of attending Royal Ascot, as a guest in the Royal enclosure, all dressed up in new hat, a short little miniscule outfit and heels that made me six inches taller and all systems were go. I remember feeling all warm inside, standing around, drinking champagne with the rich and famous, I heard a snap, and the next thing I was aware of was waking up in hospital in Reading.

Apparently my heel had snapped off my shoe, I had knocked my head on a table on the way down leaving me out for the count and the rest is history.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne in Maidenhead as a Maidenhead escort.
Here I find a place full of commuters, in the South East of England, in what they call 'Silicon Corridor'. I think to myself  maybe I could do with some silicon, a girl can always do with a little extra up top. So asking the friend with me is this area known for boob-jobs, to be referred to as being in 'Silicon Corridor'?   Take my word for it I just wanted to die when she explained they were referring to silicon computer chips. Checking out a few estate agents windows it was pretty obvious this place was expensive to live, apparently Maidenhead property prices are among the highest in the country.

Trouble was I could find nothing here, to want to spend that much on a house, just a leisure center with swimming pool, gym and badminton courts and a Superbowl, 10 pin bowling alley next door. So if any one fancies bowling before a shag, sorry I mean before a mutually gratifying girlfriend experience sexual encounter then drop me a line.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Bracknell as a Bracknell escort.
To the woods, to the woods, I think to myself seeing Bracknell is surrounded, on the east by Swinley Woods and the South by even larger Crowthorne Woods and this Bracknell escort just loves to picnic. (Starts thinking to herself just what might happen in the woods on that picnic blanket.)

They tell me this was a new town in 1949, with a 1960's town center, supported by a host of 21 century businesses, but with serious talks about regenerating the town centre with new shops and facilities. Who knows I may get to see it myself this summer if invited for a picnic?
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Crowthorne as would be seen by a Crowthorne escort. Going south on the other side of the woods is a  small town of Crowthorn best known for Broadmoor Hospital, one of three high-security psychiatric hospitals in England. (Maybe it might be better to find another wood to picnic in.)

Locals are reminded that the hospital is there every week as a siren test is done at 10.00am every Monday morning which sounds like an air raid siren and can be heard for miles around. (Totally inconsiderate should you wake up Monday morning with a hang over.)
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Sandhurst hoping to soon go there under cover as a Sanhurst escort. Just the the place name gets me wet with excitement, this Sandhurst escort has a real penchant for men in Uniform, so whether you be a Commander, Staff Sergeant or just a Lance Corporal, if your looking to book an appointment, make me happy and let me see you in your uniform, go on call now make my day.

Sandhurst is a small town  known nationwide as the location of the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst. Described as typical rural housing, with adequate local shopping but would need to go out of town for a superstore. That would certainly be no worry as long as I get my man in uniform.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Wokingham as a Wokingham escort.
A fairly affluent rural market town with lots of posh detached housing. Basic local shops, banks and post office and a couple of supermarkets but one would need to travel out of town for any serious spending or a superstore.
One thing that has caught my eye is the Wokingham Waterside Centre, so if I'm invited here this summer just imagine what fun we can have taking out a couple of canoes and go for a splash about.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Twyford as a Twyford escort.
Whilst listed as  one of the 15 largest towns in Berkshire I guess one day I'll visit. From maps and what is written about it, Twyford appears as a large village. on the outskirts of Reading with just a few local shops and a supermarket. Who knows though when I get to see it for myself things might be quite different, or for that matter if anyone reading this has more to add, please don't hesitate to drop me a line.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Reading checking the place out as a Reading escort. The Berkshire town of Reading is up there with the big boys, the 17th largest settlement in England, so you can be sure as your Reading escort  I will be a busy girl locally.

Ideally situated right beside the M4 motorway with the A329M going virtually into the town center this large Berkshire town can be found at the convergence of the Thames and river Kennet.

My shopping trip to Reading found a large shopping centre "The Oracle", three smaller arcades of shops plus another large department store in Minster street along with numerous restaurants, cafés and bars along the riverside of the Kennet. A few of the smaller unique shops certainly puts it on the list of wanna shop again places for Charlie Anne.

The town is host to some major IT companies, with Microsoft, Oracle, Sage, Xansa and Yell.com all with their UK base in Reading making this another one of those 'Silicon computer chip technology places' (Yep I remember nowt to do with boob-jobs.)

I do though reserve judgement on the place as a whole until 7 April 2007 at around 5:00PM, When providing "The Reds" as form predicts thrash the pants off "The Royals" all will be fine, but should "The Royals" by any fluke of luck finish victorious, I may well have to double my entertaining fee for any Reading Supporters LOL. Should any nice gentleman happens to need an escort to accompany them to the game, as the late Mr Humphries would shriek "I'm free".
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Thatcham as a Thatcham escort.
A town noted in the Guinness Book of Records as the oldest continuously inhabited place in England.  Like most people my first association to the name Thacham is with car security and immobilisation devise, so I guess it's no coincidence that The Motor Insurance Research Repair Centre Thatcham,  is, yes you've guessed it based in Thatcham. A typical small commuter town with adequate essential shops, pubs and restaurants but nothing on a grand scale.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Newbury through the eyes of a Newbury escort. The Berkshire town of Newbury is another town with a race course which even has it's own a runway for light aircraft in the centre of the course, but after my last day at the races I will need to have the promise of someone's hand to hold for the day, before I attends another race meeting.

With property market prices here some of the most expensive in the country, it's not a place to start on the property ladder, but with it's "Kennet Shopping" with over 50 shops and restaurants and a farmers market on the first Sunday of each month I may well be tempted to seize with both hands any offer of a chance to visit.

The town is apparently the birth place of mobile phones with Vodafone the biggest local employer, employing some 4000 staff at their Newbury head office.
The town does though seem to love protests. Some forty thousand peace women ringed local Greenham common in the 80's to be followed by even more mass protests over proposed by-pass route that were planned to go through ancient sites of importance. Bearing in mind the key to successful protests is communication between the protesters, and the preferred method of communication being by mobile phone, maybe Newbury has shot it self in the foot.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Hungerford as a Hungerford escort.
A busy traditional market town with an open market in the High Street each Wednesday, and on a visit to the town I found a little shop called "One Bridge Street" that I thought sold Orgasmic Essential Oils, it turned out they sell Organic Essential Oils, but I did end up buying a set of tarot cards before enjoying a boat trip that afternoon on the Rose of Hungerford" along the Kennet & Avon canal.

Sadly this town is quite likely best remembered for the Hungerford Massacre on 19 August 1987. On this day Michael Ryan went on the rampage early that afternoon armed with an automatic rifle, a pistol and at least one hand grenade, resulting in the deaths of 16 people and many more injured before he finally turned the gun on himself.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne on Lambourn as a Lambourne escort.
A Berkshire town known for it's association with British racehorse training, with some 2000 racehorses being trained locally. I have been reliably informed that once a year, this year it will be Friday 6th of April that Lambourn has an open day when many of the trainers open their stable to the public to meet the horses. If all things go well I will hopefully be one of the thousands of people who come along not just to check out the horses but in the afternoon there is a full programme of equine and country related shows and demonstrations of country skills.
Berkshire escort Charlie Anne in Heathrow as a Heathrow airport escort.
Though Heathrow Airport is not actually in Berkshire, but in Greater London on the Berkshire border with Slough just a stones throw down the road from from the Airport, I do pass by it every time I visit anywhere in Berks / Berkshire.

Most of my visits to Heathrow, I must point out are usually not to the airport itself but to surrounding hotels spending time with clients on their way into or out of the country, helping those in need of relaxation at the start or end of their journey.

So guys if you're ever looking for some company in and around Heathrow please do drop me a line or give me a ring.